“Don’t Lick the Handrails!”

So one morning shortly after we had returned from our latest trip to Disneyland, the kids and I were cuddling in bed together, browsing through my Facebook news feed when this article came across the screen. I started reading it aloud to the kids, because the second paragraph resonated with me:

I’ve been going to Disneyland for years and since having children, I think I’ve seen it all – including my own kids licking the hand rails while waiting in line. (Let that sink in for a bit.)

Now, I already knew the answer to the question I was about to ask, but I had to put it out there, “Who here has licked the handrails at Disneyland?” Carter immediately put his hand up. “Me, I have. I’ve licked the handrails at Disneyland,” almost as if he were proud of the fact that he had done something that the author of the article was suggesting. Maggie didn’t say a word, but only because she understands the subtle nuances of language better than her brother and knows not to brag about something that adults find completely horrifying.

Ever since this conversation, I’ve been wondering what’s the draw? What would precipitate anyone to lick handrails? Alright so maybe they’re at the right height. Oh, here’s something at the same level as my tongue. And, there are a LOT of them, especially on busier days when you’re standing in long lines. What else are you going to do while you’re endlessly awaiting your turn? One more thing I hadn’t considered is that perhaps they taste good. I mean, there’s no shortage of sticky, sweet goodies at Disneyland, and you gotta imagine some of that yummy stickiness ends up on the handrails.

I guess all I can do is work on the prevention end. My kids are not big hand washers. I have to remind them to wash every time after we use a public restroom, and I tend to forget to have them wash before meals. Some people use hand sanitizer like it’s water. Not me. My kids are exposed to many more germs than the average disinfected and sterilized American home, so maybe that’s to their advantage. It allows their immune systems to have something to fight! Speaking of immune systems, I am a stickler for vitamins because I think they help to strengthen your body’s natural defenses. Everyone in our house takes a daily multivitamin. For the kids, I add a fruit & veggie gummy and an immunity gummy. I even give them a second daily immunity gummy a week or two before, during, and after a trip to stave off any strange illnesses to which they may have been exposed.
Carter-Maggie-Oct12Add to that early bed times and mostly good diets, and we have a pretty healthy household. Now that doesn’t mean we never get sick. Carter came home from the trip with a cough which required a couple of days of breathing treatments and lots of tissues for his runny nose. Maggie’s nose started running a day or two later, but she never developed anything worse. Bryan and I were both “under the weather,” with runny noses and the like, but were never really sick. Now, given the average incubation period of the cold virus, I counted the days, and I’m pretty sure that if my math is correct, I caught my cold from one of the kids. If I were in Vegas right now, I’d bet money they caught theirs from licking the handrails at Disneyland. So, lesson learned. Next time we go to Disneyland I will make sure that my kids DO NOT lick the handrails.Maggie-Sept13 Page number: 711/717 Jan 25, 2017 at 02:57 PM Database: debrawpdb, Table: wp_6x0q8v_posts, Purpose: Dumping data post_datepost_date post_title post_title post_content post_content Yeah, right. You and I both know they will lick the handrails, but maybe this time I should just calmly get out the hand sanitizer. Not for their hands, mind you. This time it’s going directly on their tongues!

How 'bout you? What's the worst you've seen your (or someone else's) kids do in a public place?

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